Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful
      words in the english language today is the word,
      "FUCK".  It is one magical word which just by its
      sound, can describe pain, pleasure, hate and
      love.  "FUCK", as most words, comes from German
      origin.  In this case, from the German word
      Frigon, meaning,"Whoopee".
      In language, "FUCK" falls into many grammatical
      categories.  It can be used as a verb, transitive
      "John fucked Mary" and intransitive "Mary was
      fucked by John", a noun "Mary is a fine fuck",and
      as an adjective "Mary is fucking rad".
      You can see, there are not many words with the
      versatiliy of "FUCK"!
      Besides its sexual connotation, this lovely word
      can be used to describe many situations such as:
                Aggression      Fuck you!
                Confusion       What the fuck?
                Curiousity      What the fuck IS it?
                Desire          I'd love to fuck HER!
                Despair         Fucked again.
                Difficulty      Fuck it, Shit!
                Dismay          Oh, fuck it!
                Displeasure     What the fucks going on!
                Fraud           I got fucked!
                Incompentence   He's all fucked up!
                Laziness        He's a fuck off!
                Over-partying   I'm way too fucked up!
                Passivity       Fuck me!
                Partying        Let's get fucked up!
                Philosophical   Who gives a fuck?
                Pleasure        That's fuckin' great!
                Rebellion       I don't give a fuck!
                Sexuality       What a great fuck!
                Size            Fuuuuuuuck!
                Trouble         I guess I'm fucked now!

                It can be used in descriptive ANATOMY...
                He's really a fucking asshole!

                It can be used to tell TIME...
                It's five fucking thirty!

                It can be used in BUSINESS...
                How did I get this fucking job!

                It can be used MATERNALLY...
                He's a fucking asshole!

                It can be used NAUTICALLY...
                Fuck the Admiral!

                It can be used POLITICALLY...
                Fuck Reagan!

                It can open the door to RELATIONSHIPS...
                Lets fuck bitch!

                It can be used in FINANCE...
                Here's your five fucking bucks!

                It can be used in PSYCHOLOGY...
                He's fucking crazy!

                The mind still boggles at the many more creative
                forms of this multi-functional word.  How can
                anyone be offended when you say, "FUCK"?

                So today, tell someone ............... FUCK YOU!