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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful
words in the english language today is the word,
"FUCK". It is one magical word which just by its
sound, can describe pain, pleasure, hate and
love. "FUCK", as most words, comes from German
origin. In this case, from the German word
In language, "FUCK" falls into many grammatical
categories. It can be used as a verb, transitive
"John fucked Mary" and intransitive "Mary was
fucked by John", a noun "Mary is a fine fuck",and
as an adjective "Mary is fucking rad".
You can see, there are not many words with the
versatiliy of "FUCK"!
Besides its sexual connotation, this lovely word
can be used to describe many situations such as:
Aggression Fuck you!
Confusion What the fuck?
Curiousity What the fuck IS it?
Desire I'd love to fuck HER!
Despair Fucked again.
Difficulty Fuck it, Shit!
Dismay Oh, fuck it!
Displeasure What the fucks going on!
Fraud I got fucked!
Incompentence He's all fucked up!
Laziness He's a fuck off!
Over-partying I'm way too fucked up!
Passivity Fuck me!
Partying Let's get fucked up!
Philosophical Who gives a fuck?
Pleasure That's fuckin' great!
Rebellion I don't give a fuck!
Sexuality What a great fuck!
Trouble I guess I'm fucked now!
It can be used in descriptive ANATOMY...
He's really a fucking asshole!
It can be used to tell TIME...
It's five fucking thirty!
It can be used in BUSINESS...
How did I get this fucking job!
It can be used MATERNALLY...
He's a fucking asshole!
It can be used NAUTICALLY...
Fuck the Admiral!
It can be used POLITICALLY...
It can open the door to RELATIONSHIPS...
Lets fuck bitch!
It can be used in FINANCE...
Here's your five fucking bucks!
It can be used in PSYCHOLOGY...
He's fucking crazy!
The mind still boggles at the many more creative
forms of this multi-functional word. How can
anyone be offended when you say, "FUCK"?
So today, tell someone ............... FUCK YOU!