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POWER DRINKING
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The Mighty
Morphin Power Rangers drinking game
1 sip for each time you see the Power
Rangers overemphsize their arm movements.
Slam the glass if there are
more than 12 fake "whoosh" sounds accompanying
hand movments over the course
of a fight.
1/2 sip each time a Ranger
does a gratuitous flip.
1/2 sip each time a ranger
flails his or her head around wildly while talking.
1 sip each time Billy uses
items found in his garage to build a hand-held
device that deeply alters the
fabric of space-time.
1 sip for each of Billy's inventions
that involve the use of sparklers.
1 sip if Kimberly's wearing
those same white tennis shoes she wears every day.
1 sip if she's painted her
fingernails.
2 sips if the color
isn't pink.
Chug if Trini's fight scenes
actually look effective.
1 sip if Trini hugs Kimberly
because they're bestest friends always.
Finish the bottle if
any two male Power Rangers do this.
1 sip whenever you wonder if
that thing Rita wears on her head was stolen from
Madonna's bra drawer.
1 sip each time first-season
Rita makes a long, pointless noise such as
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!" just so she'll
be saying something while the Japanese actress'
mouth is open.
1 sip whenever Rita says any
variant of the phrase "Magic Wande, make my
monster grow!"
Finish the glass if this arouses
any sexual desire within you.
Finish the glass if the fake-electric-guitar
song playing in the background
uses more than two chords.
Finish the bottle if
it has more than five different words in the lyrics.
1 sip if you wonder why Angel
Grove was founded right next to a huge, active
volcano.
2 sips if you wonder how the
people of Angel Grove manage to rebuild the
skyscrapers so fast.
Chug the bottle if you wonder
why they would use cardboard to do it.
The Public Service Announcement After the Credits
3 sips of Pepto-Bismol if you
watch this at all. You'll need it.
1 sip if the message of the
day blatantly contradicts the plot of the
preceding episode.
1 sip if a toddler-aged fan
appears in this segment.
1 sip if you suspect that all
viewers of that age group are already in the
back yard kicking each other
instead of watching this.
Finish every drop of liquor
in the house if the moral is that you shouldn't
waste your money on Power Rangers
toys.