This is a test that's not as easy as it looks.
1.  Do they have a 4th of July in England?
2.  How many birthdays does the average man have?
3.  Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
4.  A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's
    sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?
5.  Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
6.  How many outs are there in an inning?
7.  Is it illegal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
    Why?
8.  Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of
    games.  There are no ties.  Explain this.
9.  Divide 30 by half and add 10.  What is the answer?
10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have a
    southern exposure.  A bear walks by.  What color is the bear?
11. If I have 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
12. I have 2 US coins totalling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are
    the coins?
13. If you have one match and you walk into a room where there is an
    oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one
    would you light first?
14. How far can a dog run into the woods?
15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half
    hour.  How long would the pills last?
16. A farmer has 17 sheep.  All but 9 die.  How many does he have left?
17. How many animals of both sexes did Moses take into the Ark?
18. A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall.  What does he weigh?
19. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
20. What was the president's name in 1950?

          Of course they do,they just don't celebrate
          Only one. When he was born.
         All the months (kid joke).
         Because the beggar is a woman.
         Because he is still alive.
         six, three for each half
         cause he's dead
         They did not play with each other.
         70
         White, it is a polar bear.
         Two.
         a fifty cent piece and a nickle (one is not a nickle)
         The match
         Halfway.
         1 hour.  you take the first now 2nd in 30 min, 3rd in 1 hour
         9
         none, it was Noah
         Meat.
         12
         The same as is now, George Bush.

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