Top 10 Things We Want to Hear Samuel L. Jackson (starring as Jedi Master Mace Windu) Say in the Star Wars Prequel:


10 "You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these aren't the motherfuckin' droids you're lookin' for!"
9 "Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know 'cause I'd never eat the filthy motherfuckers."
8 "This is your father's light saber. When you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room, accept no substitute."
7 "If Obi-wan's ass ain't home, then I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do 'cause I ain't got no other connections on Tattooine."
6 "Feel the Force, motherfucker."
5 "'What' ain't no planet I've ever heard of. Do they speak Bocce on 'What'?"
4 "You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!"
3 "Yeah Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem. What's a brother gonna do? . . . He's a Wookiee."
2 "Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?!"
1 "Hand me my light saber. It's the one that says 'Bad Motherfucker.'"


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