Klingon Taglines

"There are times when I long for a Klingon woman." þ Worf
"A Fistful of Datas" = "The Good, The Bad, & The Klingon"
"Aaarrrggghhh!" = Klingon for, "Go ahead.  Make my day."
"Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?þ"
"Captain, please.  Not in front of the Klingons" -- Spock
"CAUTION...We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical."
"Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon -- that's hard." -- Scotty
"Do you know any Klingon opera?"  - Worf
"He's dead, Jim. Tell the Klingons that dinner is ready."
"Klingons choose their friends very carefully." -- Guinan
"Klingons do NOT allow themselves to be... probed."
"Klingons never bluff" -- Worf
"Sir! Klingons on the starboard bow!" "Well, scrape 'em off"
"This is more of that Klingon stuff, isn't it?" þ Alexander
"Tribbles who love Klingons", on the next Oprah!"
"You, Klingon...attack me" -- Data
*_?!^%$#+\)#!~ = Klingon for "Hello, dear."
... "Reading Klingon... that's hard." -- Scotty
... Klingons do *not* read taglines!
A happy Klingon is a bloddy Romulan!
A Klingon's mother wears combat boots.
A tribble a day keeps the Klingons away.
All babies speak Klingonese
Be suicidal - join the Klingon Rollerball Team.
Blonde Klingons: Because it was a good day to dye!
Captain, a Klingon does NOT play Tetris.
CAUTION: Trigger Happy Klingon at Tactical!!
Definition of Terror: A Female Klingon with PMS!
Fine, Fine...Have your Klingon servent get some chairs!
How would you describe Klingon romance- Dangerous
I have PMS and a Klingon Bird of Prey. Any questions?
I wish I was a Klingon.  I want a lumpy head.
If you've ever seen Klingon food you know why they are so grouchy.
It's good to be the Klingon.
Klingon adaptation of Earth sport:  Full-contact golf.
Klingon blood is 90% adrenalin, 6% caffine, and 4% sugar
Klingon DOS: That command or file name has no *honor*!
Klingon Justice is a unique point of view. * Sarek
Klingon Philosophy - Do unto others (Period!)
Klingon prompt:  Strike any user when ready.
Klingon ROA#27: Money corrupts. Kill your rich business associates.
Klingon Rx - Take two Tribbles and call me in the morning
Klingon Thanksgiving Grace:  "Let Us Prey..."
Klingons appreciate strong women! -Worf
Klingons do it with a vengence.
Klingons Do It With Honor
Klingons do not PLAY with toys.  We EAT them.
Klingons do NOT procrastinate! It is a...TACTICAL delay! -- Worf
Klingons have Ridges
Klingons, when cloaked properly, are invisible.
Klingons--the Harley riders of the universe
KPLA Klingon Radio--all glory, all the time!
May you never gag on your GAHK! * Klingon Saying
My, aren't you the Klingon calling the Cardassian bumpy?
Never speak klingon with a runny nose; the results can be quite messy.
One Klingon Flea to another...Meet you on the next ridge.
Only a fool fights in a burning house. -- Klingon proverb
Only a Klingon would screw on an eyepatch.
Pain: giving a Klingon a noogie.
Pain: Telling a klingon his mother wears lipstick
Spice up your love life....kiss a Klingon today!
Terminator 3:  Klingon female with PMS.
This tagline is a product of Klingon Science.
tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh'a'  (Do you speak Klingon?)
Warning:  Klingon sex rituals are hazardous to your health.
What kind of party do the Klingons had in mind? * Geordi
When you're not reading it, this tagline is in Klingonese
WherE Did KLingonS leArn to CapitaLize?
WORF Radio: Honorable music with a Klingon beat!
You Klingon son, you killed my bastard!  No, wait, that's not it...