The Top 15 reasons that

Star Trek: The Next Generation

was cancelled

By Don Hoffman, 1:272/107

 15- Time slot needed for "A Team - The Next Generation."
 14- When Worf gets more chicks than the Captain, it's time to hang it up.
 13- Data captured by Jabba the Hut, sold to Darth Vader for "recreational
     purposes."
 12- Too many cameramen blinded while focusing on Picard's head.
 11- Picard's affection for tequila starting to get ugly.
 10- Enterprise crew members afraid of falling off the edge of the universe
     and being eaten by dragons.
 9-  Network execs must have been out of their Vulcan minds.
 8-  Never one to back down on a dare, Data chases a shot of matter
     with a shot of anti-matter and KABLOOIE!  No more universe!!
 7-  United Federation of Planets disbands after election of new General
     Secretary,  Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros
     Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Ghali.
 6-  Data failed to get much-needed MultiMedia upgrade.
 5-  Lack of cure for male-pattern baldness by the 23rd century was just too
     darn depressing.
 4-  No actors willing to play new second commander, "Number Two."
 3-  Uninsured Wesley totaled Enterprise on Spring Break joyride to Starbase
     24.
 2-  William Shatner rakes set with AK-47 screaming, "Energize THIS, you
     bastards!"

     and the #1 Reason "Star Trek - The Next Generation" Was Cancelled...

 1-  Had to make way for spin-off, "Geordi Loves Chachi."

... The series isn't cancelled; it's another one of Q's stupid pranks!

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