main()
{
 if (detect_cache())
  disable_cache();

 if (fast_cpu())
  set_wait_states(lots);

 set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
 set_mouse(action,jumpy);
 set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);

 printf("Welcome to Windoze 3.999 (we might get it right or
         just call it Chicago)\n);

 if (system_ok())
  crash(to_dos_prompt);
 else
  system_memory=open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);

 while(1)
 {
  sleep(5);
  get_user_input();
  sleep(5);
  act_on_user_input();
  sleep(5);

  if(rand()<0.9)
   crash(complete_system);
 }
 return(unrecoverable_system);
}