Shhhhhhhhh . . .

The show is about to begin. Performantz Artist "Grimaldo" introduces his newest work of art, "THE KONFESSIONZ OF A QUADROCRAT." Note that Grimaldo has removed the happy face from the drama masques above, apparently signalling that this piece will be sad (though it could be funny and there may be an entirely different reason why Grimaldo has done this).

CAUTION: Grimaldo has, at times, left audiences sitting for hourz in the dark, wondering when the show would begin. Once he appeared in drag at the QuadNot, after a "no show" (to rave reviewz), claiming the audience was so stupid that they didn't even know they were frustrated.

Just in case this may be one of those times, Management has provided a clip from the classic "Many Faces of Grimaldo" holo vid for your temporary enjoyment.

If you get bored, feel free to use the EXIT below to catch some fresh air before venturing back into the theater.

EXIT