The "Solar Molar"
The "Solar Molar" is an ineffably wise guru who meditates
now and again in the mountains in a special
place in the tall grass (where the "big dogs" pee). On a beautiful
clear day, during one of his meditations on the power of
renewable energy throughout the universe, he calls forth -- and amazingly
gives birth (out of his head as Zeus did with Athena)
to "Solar Boy," the answer to his prayers. Solar Boy will
go forth to fight for truth, justice, and the renewable way.