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Khaire!

(Hellenic for "Be happy!")

*Last updated: 29 April 2008*

After way too much time the head Rhino has managed to get a handle on Dreamweaver, the new Web Manager Program. He's not good at it yet, but things are beginning to be worked on, in addtion to all else is this busiest year in at least a decade. With luck, things will now move along a little better. The first updating is in the Thiasos Olümpikos section, where the next Hellenic Year's calendar has been posted.

In the mean time you can listen to the podcast of “The Particolored Unicorn” at http://unicorn.libsyn.com

 

Most Pages Do Not Have Music: But Some Do. The ones that do usually include only a single playthrough. There are a couple of exceptions, where the pieces are exceptionally short.

If you hate music, or the music other people like: this is the time to turn down your sound!

Somebody recently complained to us that we didn't have a table of contents. We have a table of contents. It is below, and labeled "Table of Contents." Somebody else complained that our type was too large, requiring that one page down to see the whole table of contents, thereby making it really difficult to find things.

Are people getting lazier or stupider faster?

In response to the constant whining of people who A) don't want to hear any music that they have not heard before, B) don't want to hear any music without their previous personal approval, C) don't want music to play when the site comes up because they are viewing it on their boss's time and might get caught (only in America do criminals whine because they they are in danger of getting caught: but hey, criminals can still buy our books!), D) just don't like music in any form: we are taking the music off this first page.

For those of you who miss the Janacek: well, it is available on recordings.

 

People kept complaining about our orange patterned background. We have changed it to a nice restful purple. We really like purple.

  

 

 

Table of Contents

(Click on Any Underlined Listing to Go to It)

 

Welcome to the Lodge!

Wherein We Explain Ourselves: We Put This on a Separate Page (on advice) as of

April 28, 2001. 

 

 How History Disappears 

If you work at a college or university, or are engaged in a degree program, please read this one and consider helping out with saving the papers of Paul Edwin Zimmer and Jon DeCles.

Note: Thanks to Shannon for calling to our attention the fact that the link to this page was broken. We have, we hoped, fixed it as of 25 March 2002

Posted January 4, 2002

 

Ever Want to Become a Patron of the Arts? Please?

Where We Set Forth the State of the Art & Business of Writing. 

 

 

Quote of the Month.

Which May Amuse You

Posted 13 August 2007

 

 

An Ionic Column!

An Ionic Column is not so sturdy nor strong as the Doric kind, nor yet so lofty and florid as the Corinthian sort; but it is pleasantly ornamented enough, and it will do nicely to hold the roof up.

 

Christmas At Clearlake

Posted 24 January 2007

 

 Bagel Talks!

Continuing Commentary from Our Talented Scion

Weird Al Gone Wrong

Posted 27 June 2003

  

 Kimberly Considers!

Featuring a Photo of the Newest Member of the Lodge

 

 

 

 &anbsp:

 

 

 

The Brag Shelf 

 

 

As fast as some of us can read, Diana L. Paxson has written yet another book: this time an addition to the the wonderful canon of Avalon novels begun by Marion Zimmer Bradley with The Mists of Avalon. --Only this ain't yo' momma's Avalon book, as the cover makes clear.

Set just before The Forest House, Ravens of Avalon is the story of Budica (sometimes called Boadicea), an actual, historical,Warrior Queen, and her rebellion against the Romans; and the Last Stand of the Druids against Roman tyranny.

Click on the title underlined below the picture to order it.

 

 

Ravens of Avalon

Posted 13 August 2007

 

And, if you like the Avalon novels, you might want to go down the page a bit and click through to Deepspace Disc, under our Choice Websites feature.

 

 

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The Particolored Unicorn is Back in Print!

The Particolored Unicorn

by

Jon DeCles

http://www.xlibris.com/TheParticoloredUnicorn.html

 

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Dire Emergency! A part of our Marion Zimmer Bradley Page turned into Gibberish! If you happened to download it, or can translate the gibberish back into copy, please help us! The gibberish seems to have happened on the home computer and then got uploaded without our notice. We really do need to figure out how to effectively back up this enormous web page! The situation is as ineffective as Swiss cheese!

The Way Back Machine apparently went online a week or so after the crash.

This Cry for Help Posted on 8 March 2001

 

 

Our Centerfold

Our Centerfold Used to Be a Monthly Feature.

Alas, It Has Become Way Too Difficult To Acquire New Pictures.

You Can, However, Still Enjoy Our Pretty Large Selection of Pictures From The Past

 

 

Our Own Little Book Store.

In association with AMAZON.com

Is Where You Will Find Some of the Book Reviews

 

 

QiasoV OlumpikoV

Thiasos Olympikos.

Is Where You Will Find Ancient Hellenic Religion

The Thiasos Olympikos Page has Separate Updates

and A Separate Table of Contents.

 

 Flake County Headlines 

A Feature About the Place Where We Live

Posted 4 April 2001

 

The Customer As Curmudgeon

"Can This Product Be as Bad as the Company Makes it Seem?"

Is Where We Talk About Baaaad Mercantile Practice

Posted 2 April 2003

 

Special Edition! 

The Once Great Musical Heritage Society:

A Preliminary Investigation Into the Credit Mafia

Most Recent Update: 19 February 2001

 

NetScams

A Page Similar to the One Above, but Detailing Deceptions in Cyberspace

 

 

Choice Websites 

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Deepspace Disc

Greyhawk is the nom de musique of a wonderful composer who has worked in a lot of different idioms, including orchestral and film scores. The compositions featured on this site are, literally, magickal in nature. If you are a fan of the Bradley/Paxson Avalon novels, there is a good chance you may enjoy, in particular, Blissful Magick: Spiral of the Celtic Mysteries. --But the other work on the site, Shaman Journey, is equally good listening.

Greyhawk uses some of the tools of New Age music to make something a little more satisfying, and at times a lot more exciting, in the precise usage of the word. Give it a try!

 

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Ctein's Online Gallery

Ctein is a photographer of the artist kind, a writer on many topics, including photography, and an all around brilliant guy. Click on the link above to see dozens of downloadable (at no charge) photographs of amazing things (like space shuttles taking off and lava flowing in Hawaii) and to read a full chapter from his book, "Post Exposure." --And there's other stuff, too!

 

Or, you can click on the Links We Like below and see what has come before. http://www.westria.org

Links We Like 

 

Unhappily, a New Entry Below 

Passages 

A Page of Memorial Writings in Honor of Our Friends and Loved Ones Who Have Gone Before

 

Our Guest Book 

Which You Can View Or Sign At Your Discretion

But We'd Really, Really Appreciate It If Your Would Sign and Say Hello!

 

And Finally, The Hit Box Will Tell You How Many Visitors We Have Had

 

Or, You May Wish to Visit the Website of Our Other Residence, Greyhaven, where the Young Master of the Manner is Spinning a Sister Site

Greyhaven

 

Alternatively, you may wish to visit Firehair Designs. Fiona is the neice of the Head Rhino, and an artist of growing repute. We are perhaps prejudiced in saying that we think her masterpiece is the wonderful painting of a White Rhinoceros (we have it on an extra large mug from which we drink, as surcease from winter's cold, our hot cocoa), but our tastes should not influence your choice of work from her wonderful selection.

Firehair Designs

 

 

This Wonderful Website was Originally Designed and Setup by the Amazing.Mr Bagel, AKA

Jonathon Charles DeCles,

It has been further aided and augmented by David (Excalibear) Swagerty of Oakland, Ca., whose Website is www.excalibear.net Without David's help you would not be reading this, nor would I be writing this.

 

If you have any suggestions or comments you can E-Mail us using the link down at the bottom of the page or send your E-Mail to "RhinocerosLodge@pon.net".

Look and Enjoy!

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

Quote of the Month.

 

 

 

 

 

"Love is when someone else's happiness becomes essential to you."

--Robert A. Heinlein 

 

 

Posted 13 August 2007

 

 

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